It’s Monday and I thought I would start with a bit of travel humor today. My husband and I have been on over 25 cruises over the years and we’ve heard and seen some pretty humorous things. I found the recent list of questions asked by cruise passengers and had to smile. I’ve actually heard some of these questions in person too!
These real questions have been collected by Cruise Directors from various cruise lines over the years. And in great humor, the answers from these Cruise Directors are included.
Q. Does the crew sleep on board?
A. Of course not, late at night a water taxi picks them up and takes them home.
Q. Do these stairs go up OR down?
Q. Does the ship make it’s own electricity?
A. No, don’t you see the long extension cord trailing behind the ship?
Q. Which is the sunny side of the ship?
A. The captain spins the ship around daily so everyone gets an even tan.
Q. Which elevator takes me to the front of the ship?
A. Ask the elevator operator when you get on, he will take you anywhere you want to go.
Q. What do you do with the ice carvings after they melt?
A. We re-freeze the water and use it for frozen drinks.
Q. What time is the midnight buffet?
A. Usually around 11 PM or so. We tried doing it right after breakfast but most people weren’t real hungry.
Q. Is this island totally surrounded by water?
A. No, part of it is surrounded by sand, but it’s all clearly marked.
Hope these made you smile. Humor is so important when you travel!
Do you have a favorite travel question maybe you thought was too silly to ask? I know I do 🙂